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Index
I was young, stupid and very, very lucky
A recollection of three incredibly bad decisions that somehow didn't lead to disaster.
Computers have the right idea
Life might be easier if your brain asked permission before it erased certain memories.
Are nicknames extinct?
At the very least they are an endangered species, apparently for some very good reasons.
"Radio Days" forever
When I was a kid there was no TV, which is why there are still a lot of radio programs playing inside my head.
A Game for One
You can tell a lot about a boy by the game he plays – and how he plays it.
Chasing waterfalls
According to the TLC song, it's something you shouldn't do. Too bad I didn't know that when I was a teenager.
Sleeping with snakes
We had no choice when our power went out – and remained out for almost a week.
X-rated baseball
I didn't want a priest to notice where I went shopping for a yearly publication I just had to have.

Ralphie would understand
I'm glad my parents bought me a BB gun.

Funny what an old photo can do
Nothing revives your memory quite like looking at a picture from your past.
That's what big brothers are for
Mary Beth Major received a big surprise when she went to Ohio to visit her brother.
The Great Gleason Express
Most publicity stunts are instantly forgettable, but Jackie Gleason pulled one that CBS will never forget.

Mr. Improbable
It was all too easy to underrate Merv Griffin, and I found out one day in Cleveland.

My huckleberry friend
Or how I had my picture taken with Andy Williams. And, oh yes, the original "Petticoat Junction" girls.
Ginger, Jenga and other four-legged friends
For someone who never considered himself a dog person, I've had more than my share.
Catch and release
It's may be okay for a fisherman, but it can be really annoying when it's done by a cat.
The Pilgrim Estates Gang
Several years after I left my Central New York hometown I experienced deja vu in a Warwick, Rhode Island, neighborhood.
Gator Raid
Lowcountry natives take them in stride, but transplanted northerners get excited at the sight of an alligator.
 
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