Give me a simple car
Truth is, I'm afraid of smart automobiles
Descended from space aliens
It's time we acknowledged we come from a galaxy far away.
An evil invention
Telephones are weapons for the Forces of Darkness.
Mom, you didn't miss a thing
It's a good thing my mother never had a cell phone.
Too many choices
Few tasks are more stressful than supermarket shopping.
Trash it? Are you sure?
If only your brain worked like your computer.