Index Idiot on th loose Glenn Beck is running amok again. Isn't it time to end the madness? Calling all nitpickers So there I was, channel surfing, when what to my wondering eyes should appear but a guy named Hal Sparks. It rhymes with 'fog' A retired editor asks a simple question and stumps the New York Times. Want a fantasy job? Try one of these You're sure to be a success – if you can remain awake long enough. That's why God invented Google maps Well, some map will be needed if you're trying to find a town in a place called Upstate New York. Adventures of the Bungling Bundler Or why a person should think twice before paying a visit to their cable company. Out of the nest and into the Twilight Zone After the kids left home, so did we, though we discovered we weren't exactly on our own just yet. The missing link? You won't find it on Earth It's time we acknowledged that human beings come from a galaxy far, far away. Hey, we're all phobic about something Sensitivity is one thing, pointless name-calling is quite another. Sometimes critics should simply be ignored. Lost without 'Lost'? Hardly I said good riddance to that program a long, long time before ABC aired its final episode. A minute with Sarah Am I joking? I certainly hope so, but with Sarah Palin and Fox News, you just never know what stunt they'll pull. Positive news, negative reaction That's one way you can tell a person was born in Syracuse. '2001' is a nightmare come true Machines shouldn't spend so much time second guessing the people using them. Requiem for my favorite sport I don't know what sport is being played during March Madness, but it can't really be basketball. If they pay, they play However, if the NCAA must continue their Madness, why don't they do it this way? Quick! Summon the cellphone zombies! A look at Earth's first line of defense against invasion from outer space. They're loud and proud When your favorite basketball team loses, can you really blame the fans for being too quiet during the game? He knew how the game was played Legendary basketball coach Al Cervi, who passed away in November, had some harsh words about what has happened to his sport. Why are people so angry? An uncivil war is being waged online by folks who believe that if you can't say anything nasty, don't say anything at all. So much time, so many molehills Sorry, I don't care about Bob Griese's taco remark or David Spade's commercial. Aren't there some real issues out there? Cheerleaders ought to be eligible receivers Welcome to Football 101. Today's lesson is about clock management and what quarterbacks can and cannot do to lengthen an already lengthy game. They scare because they care For Low Country television stations, the most wonderful time of the year is hurricane season. Jim, I finally feel your pain Whoever coined the expression "No good deed goes unpunished" must have been a wise and insightful person. It's state of the art nonsense Some people say the funniest things when they're being completely serious.   Family members are invited to share their stories and photos. Contact: JMajor9863@aol.com